You Are Like a Cat

This is what a middle-aged French gentleman said to me when I accidentally scratched his finger on the way out of the elevator at the youth hostel in Vienna. He was more right than he knew. I do have quite strong nails, I love sleeping and lounging around, a dead mouse can keep me entertained […]

Run to the Hills, Run for your Life

It’s a heatwave. I haven’t been this hot since the last time I had sex. It’s so hot that raising an eyebrow cause me to break into a hot sweat. I’m writing this from the main station in Salzburg, Austria. I never intended coming here but it’s an interesting story.

My plan was to go […]

Ich Bin Ein Aussie

As you are all aware I’ve been working in London for the past two and a bit years. I never intended to stay that long but money, clubs, drugs and good friends got under my skin and it took some effort to break orbit. One thing that did make it easier was the last job […]

An Anderson Fairytale

The second part of my two-leg short term holiday replacement for Egypt took place in two different countries over six days and despite the sound, it was more rejuvenating than I was expecting. I really hadn’t planned this getaway, more jumped on the tail of someone else’s. My housemate and good friend, Adam, who will […]

Ay Laddie

In my ignorance and world innocence I thought London was a cloudy and wet place, but there is a new leader and champion of places that I have been with miserable weather. It didn’t come as a shock, and it didn’t stop my enjoying Edinburgh, but it’s worth noting if you ever decide to go […]

The Mis-Adventures of Me

It’s funny how life turns out, sometimes. You plan and plan then all of a sudden a twist shakes you off your tracks and you end up somewhere totally unexpected. This is how I feel writing this letter in a hotel room in Edinburgh. I had already mentally composed half a letter from Cairo, but […]

Samurai Dave on the Road

I have finally started my exploration of the European mainland. “Why has it taken so long?” I hear some of you mumble to yourself. “What’s the big hurry?” I retort hotly, before quietly slipping out of quotation marks. I’ve never been a big subscriber to the’live every day as if it were your last school […]

Hello – I’m Still Alive

Hello my very good friends,

It was pointed out to me recently that my entertaining stories of a young Australian living out his dreams in the Motherland had come to a rather abrupt halt. My apologies to all those scarred by the deafening silence from this end. Nothing was further from my mind than insult […]

A Moving Story

As you may have heard on the grapevine, or maybe I told you myself, I recently moved house. It was one of the strangest and most horrendous experiences of my life and left me emotionally shattered.

Let me begin this tale of suffering and woe by describing the character of my friend Adam. He’s the […]

Dave Has a Religious Experience

I thought that my three week silence would have provoked an avalanche of lamentations and pleading for more, but no! Instead you’ve all been as quiet as shy church mice. I guess I just have to come to terms with the fact that you’ve all found your replacement Daves and are getting on with your […]